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Male (30) looking for Female Gorham, Maine, United States

I am a man looking to start a family. Of course, I realise one doesn't pick up and begin at point B. So here I am on a dating site like a creeper.

I believe in family values, traditional morals. I have a strong personal code of honour, a good sense of humour and a witty personality. I am clever, versed in trivial miscellany and good with my hands.

What I have I would like to, cheesy though it may be, share with the woman to whom I would pledge my life and future.

If you are interested in friendship, and hopefully more, with someone like me, by all means, hit me up. I don't bite.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageEnglish
Hair ColorBlonde
Hair LengthNeck length
Facial HairFull beard
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Visible tattoo
Health ConditionNo special Health Conditions
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsAlone
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsOther
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusPart-time
Annual incomeup to $25,000
Job TitleHandiman

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesI don't like TV
Favorite TV showsHistorical Documentaries about European Culture and (drumroll, please) conspiracies.
Favorite movies typesScience fiction, Drama, Documentary
Music typesCountry, Rock, Metal, Classical, Industrial, New age, Folk
Reading selectionAncient, Biography, History, Instructional, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Religious, Science, I'm an author
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Family, Photography, Religion, spirituality, Cooking, Gardening, Fishing

Personality

My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading a book, Playing video games, Going to a concert, Going to a museum

Views

Political viewsVery conservative
ReligionPagan
Attend religious servicesNever

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness